White House Debuts MAGA Makeover Of Classic Arcade Games

As of September 3, the official White House website features a page titled “arcade,” where users can play games like Rio Run, in which the player—a pixelated, white, and balding Border Patrol agent—collects “border crossers” and adds them to a line of orange-jumpsuited figures trailing behind him.

The White House’s new border wall video games are just the latest piece of a bigger Trump administration media strategy.

The White House launched five retro-style games promoting Trump administration policies, including immigration, border security, school nutrition and Trump Accounts. The lineup puts a MAGA spin on familiar arcade concepts such as Snake, Tetris and Flappy Bird.

In MAGAfied versions of Tapper and Tetris, the seed oils will eventually get through and the border wall will be breached.